Section I: Basic Eligibility
Full Name & Nicknames:
Special Skills:
☐ Opening jars
☐ Reaching high shelves
☐ Killing spiders
☐ Emotional support provider
☐ Other: __________
Hoodie Inventory:
How many hoodies do you own?
And more importantly… what is your “borrowing success rate”? 😌
Section II: Performance Review
Response Time:
Rate your average text-back speed:
1 ⏳ — 10 ⚡
Aux Cord Proficiency:
Can you be trusted with the music on a 4-hour road trip?
☐ Yes (elite taste)
☐ Risky but acceptable
☐ Absolutely not
Dinner Decision Making:
On a scale of:
“I don’t care” → “I already made a reservation”
Where do you fall?
Section III: Written Response
1. In 50 words or less:
Explain why you deserve the title of “Best Boyfriend” despite the
“Video Game Incident of 2025.” 🎮
2. Describe your ideal Sunday morning:
(Bonus points if it includes coffee ☕ or pancakes 🥞)
💡 Bonus Section (Optional for Higher Engagement)
Green Flag Checklist:
☐ Plans dates
☐ Communicates clearly
☐ Shares food
☐ Takes good photos of you
☐ Doesn’t say “I’m bad at texting”

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